Destress and Unwind

What A Coke

2009-08-01T22:31:00.000+08:00

I like Tomyam - Part 1

2009-07-19T13:19:00.004+08:00

After Pepsi, here comes the tomyam

Pepsi in India

2009-07-19T13:13:00.002+08:00

Nice entertaining advertisement. I like PEPSI..

Wedding Oath

2009-06-28T08:49:00.002+08:00

Football expert

2009-06-28T08:38:00.003+08:00

For all the ladies out there, do not sit next to your man during a football match. Unless, you are also a football fan like him.

If not, you will be like a football.

electronics age

2009-06-28T08:35:00.002+08:00

Dancing Dog

2009-06-28T08:29:00.002+08:00

anyone can dance...even the dog....

Take a look at the video clip and it is proven.

Best CV of the Year

2009-05-30T22:46:00.002+08:00

Words of Wisdom - Sides of argument

2009-05-30T22:34:00.002+08:00

Words of Wisdom - Always and Never

2009-05-30T22:28:00.001+08:00

Ways to babysit - Part 1

2009-05-30T22:23:00.004+08:00

Great to be a father or mother. But, do not conduct the bad examples and end up being a Nut. Father may be the one that make the mistakes....as there is no instinct of taking care a baby.

Loansharks

2009-04-25T12:43:00.002+08:00

Singapore Govt is thinking of treating borrowers from loansharks as criminals ! So in future, loansharks will be more DARING !!! Nothing to fear.....

Is the politician thinking of the recupercussion of such policy ?

PREVIOUSLY:
Borrower: Please give me more time to pay up.
Loanshark: Pay up now or there'll be trouble for you !
Borrower: Better leave, or I'll call the police.
(Loanshark runs away)

NOW:Borrower: Please give me more time to pay up.

Loanshark: Pay up now or I'll call the police !
(Borrower pays up immediately)

7Habits of Highly Effective of Ah Beng

2009-04-25T11:26:00.003+08:00

Steven Covey has ever written the 7 habits of highly effective Ah Beng . Good for those who familiar with Hokkien .....

CHaRiTy

2009-04-25T11:15:00.002+08:00

learn to give, and give your best. Share is also good and in return what you get ???

Bridal

2009-04-25T11:03:00.003+08:00

What a surprise ! this kind of men may not exist at all !!!

do not judge a book by the cover and do not judge a person by the look !

So beautiful

2009-04-11T11:13:00.002+08:00

We will age. things will change. But, something will still remain . See the video for more.

Symphony

2009-04-11T11:04:00.002+08:00

Very creative and great music . Enjoy !!!

Broken English !!!

2009-04-07T22:03:00.003+08:00

Try to read all the messages from this SCREENWARD . Catch no ball what is the instructions given .

Bought this for the HP in the recent IT show in Suntec.

Somemore got "F&%K " words inside ???

RESUME

2009-04-02T23:10:00.002+08:00

Name: Ah Meng
Age: Still young
Sex: Never. Still under age
Religion: I only have experience praying my cat who dead 2 years before
Race: I love to race, how you know?
Nationality: I don't like National, I prefer Sanyo
IC Number: 6735
Telephone number: House no telephone
Hand phone number: 3310
Address: Penang Jelutong
City: Nor Haliza?
Postcode: I never post anything
State: In my family, I am 2nd
Country: I love to travel to Canada
Marriage status: Secret
Email Address: Hotmail Education
Background: My teacher said not bad
Working experience: Last time got sell pirated VCD
Father's name: Daddy
Father's IC: You ask him
Mother's name: Mummy
Mother's IC: You ask her
Current Salary: Depends on my daddy mood
Expected Salary: As much as you can pay
When can start work: Depends on my mood
Highest qualification: Ya, very high
Grade: Ya, very high
College/University: College
Signature: Can I use chop?

Before Marriage - Part I

2009-03-31T16:49:00.001+08:00

After Marriage - part I

2009-03-31T16:45:00.002+08:00

Before Marriage - part II

2009-03-31T16:43:00.000+08:00

After Marriage- part II

2009-03-31T16:41:00.001+08:00

Innovative Earpiece

2009-03-31T16:35:00.003+08:00

Great ! at last there is earpiece that do not look like one. Maybe more other things like Handphone can also follow suit in the special design.

Samsung ..... what is next ?

Letter from Ah Lian

2009-03-29T11:42:00.002+08:00

Love letter needs not be written in good english. Important is that the lover can understand. Cherish the love and keep the love letters.

As An Employee

2009-03-29T11:36:00.002+08:00

As an employee, you will forever not growing but you will be safe as you just follow orders. And also follow the golden rules and guidelines given and if you can accept, you can be a GOOD EMPLOYEE.

Everyone can be an employee , if not , in this world, there is only EMPLOYER.

Job Interview

2009-03-22T11:45:00.002+08:00

In order to secure a job nowadays, you need team work. This video will show you how to.

Special signboard outside the toilet

2009-03-21T16:11:00.002+08:00

Have you come across a toilet that allow you to do only small business and NO BIG BUSINESS.

Look at the SIGNBOARD .

Do you know the place ?

Well, this photograph is taken from a toilet in the hawker maret just behind Grand Paragon Hotel in Johor Bahru.

Stupid Directors ??? (part II)

2009-03-15T23:46:00.002+08:00

Wow! In those days,... Adidas? Hmmm..... branded Pirate!

Bows, arrows, ... and cellphones in the Old Days ??

Stupid Directors ???

2009-03-14T00:09:00.005+08:00

Hmmm.... aeroplanes in the Trojan War?

You need to hold the trigger to shoot someone or...?

Old movie. New watch? Watch it out!

If there are no engineers

2009-03-07T23:23:00.002+08:00

See how important are engineers !

Best Laugh

2009-03-07T23:07:00.008+08:00

check this out !

Baby's laughter is the purest and most wonderful piece of sound you ever like. But not the crying.

Working Life

2009-03-07T23:03:00.003+08:00

What is working life ? how you master working in one paper ? Read this from experienced employee. Better than what the school of MBA taught .

Night Shift

2009-02-27T21:31:00.004+08:00

This baby is very quite.....try to sleep like him... :-)

Pole Dance

2009-02-27T21:20:00.004+08:00

Better check your weight before you try pole dancing. Or, get a structural engineer to check if the pole is connected safely to the ground and can withstand your weight with factor of safety. The pole must be rigid and can resist the moment induced and also consider the dynamic effect due to pole dancing. If not , please watch the video for the consequences.

2009-02-27T21:13:00.000+08:00

Natural Air Bag

2009-02-27T21:05:00.002+08:00

Wow....this lady driver obviously can save buying airbags for her car.

Need IT Help

2009-02-21T23:25:00.001+08:00

Dear Tech Support Team:Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all otherprograms and now monitors all other system activities.Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0,BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing thesystem whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in thebackground while attempting to run my favorite applications.I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0, butthe 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0.Please help!

Meeting

2009-02-21T23:11:00.003+08:00

I find the above statements rather interesting. For those that understand Mandarin.

Personally, I hate meeting. Unless the one I am meeting is a hot beautiful and sexy lady.

IF WOMEN CONTROLLED THE WORLD...

2009-02-21T23:03:00.003+08:00

so, better not ....

"BUT WHAT THEN, SENOR?"

2009-02-05T12:27:00.003+08:00

An American businessman was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellowfin tuna. The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to catch them.

The Mexican replied, "Only a little while, Senor."The American then asked, "Why didn't you stay out longer and catch morefish?" The Mexican said he had enough to support his family's immediate needs. The American then asked, "But what do you do with the rest of your>time?" The Mexican fisherman said, "I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, take siesta with my wife, Maria, stroll into the village each evening where I sip wine and play guitar with my amigos. I have a full and busy life, Senor."

The American scoffed, "I am a Harvard MBA and could help you. You should spend more time fishing and with the proceeds, buy a bigger boat. With the proceeds from the bigger boat you could buy several boats, eventually you would have a fleet of fishing boats. Instead of selling your catch to a middleman you would sell directly to the processor, eventually opening your>own cannery. You would control the product, processing and distribution. You would need to leave this small coastal fishing village and move to Mexico City, then LA and eventually NYC where you will run your expanding enterprise."

The Mexican fisherman asked, "But Senor, how long will this all take?"To which the American replied, "15-20 years." "But what then, Senor?"The American laughed and said, "That's the best part. When the time is right you would announce an IPO and sell your company stock to the public and become very rich, you would make millions." Millions, Senor? Then what?"

The American said, "Then you would retire. Move to a small coastal fishing village where you would sleep late, fish a little, play with your kids, take siesta with your wife, stroll to the village in the evenings where you could sip wine and play your guitar with your amigos." "You mean being a Harvard MBA, you have to go through all that to finally get to where I already am, Senor?"

ACTUALLY LIFE IS A CYCLE. IT DEPENDS WHAT YOU WANT.

When Chinese is translated into English, jokes may arise and perhaps this is the intention to attract someone to thing. Notice in a restaurant in a Chinese dominating country whereby there are English and Chinese for the menus. However, the customers will have a great laugh before the they order the food. Take a look at the menus and you will be amused.

New Peugoat Car

2008-12-28T11:20:00.003+08:00

Car is always the dream of every one ..... but it is a depreciating asset. But who cares man !

Stationery is Bad ?

2008-09-24T22:45:00.005+08:00

Something really gone wrong in the office. Oh no, who's fault ? Enjoy and get a laugh. Hopefully it won't happen in your office.

Stupid or funny or just a relaxation...you be the judge !

Bowling

2008-09-06T10:36:00.004+08:00

Do you like bowling ? It can relieve stress and importantly , it is under an aircon environment. When ganna strike, you will jump like Hope one day it will be in the Olympics.

Funny Chinese Jokes (2)

2008-08-16T21:29:00.002+08:00

4.俩老夫妻某日吃晚饭时突发奇想:裸餐!找找从前的感觉!脱光后老太婆道:我还有反应耶!乳房还和年轻时一样发热!老头斜了一眼道:耷拉到汤里了!

5.四只老鼠吹牛:甲:我每天都拿鼠药当糖吃;乙:我一天不踩老鼠夹脚发痒;丙:我每天不过几次大街不踏实;丁:时间不早了,回家抱猫去咯。

6.天是蓝的,海是深的,男人的话没一句是真的;爱是永恒的,血是鲜红的,男人不打是不行的;男人如果是有钱的,和谁都是有缘的,男人靠的住,猪都会爬树。

7.一群蚂蚁爬上了大象的背,但被摇了下来,只有一只蚂蚁死死地抱着大象的脖子不放,下面的蚂蚁大叫:掐死他,掐死他,小样,还他妈反了!

8.小孩把妓院养的鹦鹉偷回家,一进门,鹦鹉便叫:搬家啦!看见他妈妈又叫:老板也换啦!看见他姐姐又叫:小姐也换了!看见他爸爸又叫:我cao还是老客!

9.漫漫人生路,谁不错几步!家庭要照顾,情人也得处!家里有个做饭的,外面养个心善的,对桌坐个好看的,远方有个思念的!保住二,守住一,发展三四五六七!

10.一只小狗爬上你的餐桌,向一只烧鸡爬去,你大怒道:你敢对那只烧鸡怎样,我就敢对你怎样,结果小狗舔了一下鸡屁股,你昏倒,小狗乐道:小样看谁狠。

Funny Chinese Jokes

2008-08-08T23:49:00.002+08:00

1.老夫妇去拍照,摄影师问:“大爷,您是要侧光,逆光,还是全光？",大爷腼腆的说:“我是无所谓,能不能给你大妈留条裤衩？"

2.老婆语录:允许你喝醉,允许你勾妹,但晚上必须给老娘归队,如果你敢伤我的心,伤我的肺,老娘一定把你的第三条腿打残废,让你的鸟鸟永远打嗑睡。

3.两个饺子结婚了,送走客人后新郎回到卧室,竟发现床上躺着一个肉丸子!新郎大惊,忙问新娘在哪？肉丸子害羞的说:讨厌,人家脱了衣服你就不认识啦!

Toilet Break

2008-08-02T22:41:00.003+08:00

Public Toilet can be decorated to be a nice place to visit. Read a recent news that mentioned you need not use water to flush the toilet bowl in the Gents. Instead , some cultivated bacteria is used that can remove the smell of the urine.

Wow, is there a course in toilet engineering in the school ? Maybe the school may consider.

Automobile

2008-07-21T21:16:00.003+08:00

The world without engineers will be miserable. But relax la, this is a good joke. Also to show how important is the engineer.

Life is also pitiful if there are no jokes and no laughters. So, this is a blog to share whatever jokes I have collected. I welcome exchanging of jokes in terms of pictures or words.

Flirting ?

2008-07-06T20:28:00.002+08:00

Jam jam jam ......so funny joke.

How Nice to Be a Clothes Clipper

2008-07-06T18:25:00.004+08:00

Conversation between 2 clothes clipper. Better than nail clipper as they clip washed items. Better still if clip something lusty ....

How to be an Employee

2008-06-19T00:18:00.003+08:00

To be an employee is easy. You just do not need to be an employer. What are the advantages and the guidelines to be a good employee ?

I shall share with you which I follow faithfully.

Baby with a Good Laugh

2008-05-17T22:01:00.004+08:00

Baby and toddler are the cutiest moment of the life. No worries and just eat , sleep and play. How I wish my life can be like that.

Well, there is no turning back the clock. All I can see now is my own children and make me as a parents worry like mad on them.

Look at the video of the toddler that is laughing happily. When you see that, you will also feel cheerful.

A Special Application Form

2008-05-10T10:44:00.004+08:00

ha...so funnnyyyyy and not sure if anyone do use such application form. Even if the parents approved such application, do you think the rules will be abide. I doubt so.

When comes to dating, the couple are in their own world and will forget the rest. Anyway, just take it as a joke.

Try this Man !

2008-05-01T11:16:00.003+08:00

See you can take the challenge ! what you feel after that ?

A love Letter

2008-04-23T21:42:00.003+08:00

This is a letter written by a Chinese guy with very bad English and he is writing to his lover. So funnnnnyyyyyy......hahaha

Make sure the lover also has a bad English standard...

Dog and the baby

2008-04-20T15:04:00.005+08:00

I am so worried when I see this video clip. Will the dog just suddenly bite him (I presume is a male baby) ?

But when I see it again, I just laugh....maybe if any has a pet dog at home, why not try on ?

Funny and not funny

2008-04-19T13:35:00.001+08:00

So is it funny or not funny ?

When I saw this video clip, I am not sure if I am happy or not. If you are the one being hit , it is definitely painful but you will sure heard someone laughing loudly or may be smiling in their heart. Those are your enemies and competitors.

Think about it, is it not what it will happen in your worklife ? Many will want to see you commit mistakes so that you are OUT of the game .

How to Solve Your Co Problem

2008-04-18T11:44:00.003+08:00

Learn this flowchart by heart...it will be a SOP. It will be a guideline. We will send for management endorsement and soon will be included in the ISO manual.

Great Work !!! You will be rewarded handsomely...I will show you the door.

2008-04-18T11:27:00.005+08:00

Do you believe I am staying in a HDB flat that gives me such fantastic views ?

For those non-Singaporeans, I am staying in the western side of a small tropical island called Singapore. It is basically a city with concrete like buildings. I am lucky to have a cosy house that comes with pretty scenery and it is great to get relax during my weekends.

Good way to destress and relax in a hectic society....

English Vs Singlish

2008-04-15T21:53:00.003+08:00

I am from a small country at SEA about the size of about 650 km2. Over here , most of us are Chinese and we also have Malay, Indian and other races. We are getting along very well and together we mainly communicate in a Singapore version of English, and we call it the Singlish.

Use Singlish. It’s so much cheaper.
Why do we insist on using the Queen’s English?
Singlish is so much more economical and effective?
Compare and see!

When going shopping...
Britains : I’m sorry, Sir, but we don’t seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
S’poreans: No Stock!

When returning a call...
Britains : Hello, this is Mr Bean. Did anyone page me a few moments ago?
S’poreans: Hello, who page?
When someone is in the way...
Britains : Excuse me, I’d like to get by. Would you please make way?
S’poreans: Lai, siam! Or Siam, hor! Or Skius!

When someone offers to pay...
Britains : Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
S’poreans: no need lah
When asking for permission...
Britains : Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
S’poreans: (while pointing at door) Can pass or Not?

When asking to be excused...
Britains : If you would excuse me for a moment, I have to go to the gents/ladies. Carry on without me, it would only take a moment.
S’poreans: Go toilet. Buay tahan ahh.....

When doubting someone...
Britains : I don’t recall you giving me the money.
S’poreans: Got meh?

When disagreeing on a topic of discussion...
Britains : Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you’re coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the policy.
S’poreans: Talk cock lah you!

When asking someone to lower their voice...
Britains : Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice, I’m trying to concentrate over here.
S’poreans: Eh, Tiam leh!

When asking someone if he/she knows you...
Britains : Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time. Do I know you?
S’poreans: See what see?! BUAY SONG AH

Toilet Break

2008-04-14T21:57:00.004+08:00

I kind of laugh and laugh when I read this. You see , many times we are in the common toilet and another chap may be using the phone and talk while doing his own big business. I will always want to get out as soon as possible. Why want to smell the shit as you read your newspaper or a chit chat over the phone.

The morale of the story is not to talk with any chaps when you are inside the toilet cubicle. You may not want to end up being called an idiot.

Jokes in Mandarin

2008-04-13T20:46:00.001+08:00

老夫妇去拍照,摄影师问:“大爷,您是要侧光,逆光,还是全光？",大爷腼腆的说:“我是无所谓,能不能给你大妈留条裤衩？"

2.老婆语录:允许你喝醉,允许你勾妹,但晚上必须给老娘归队,如果你敢伤我的心,伤我的肺,老娘一定把你的第三条腿打残废,让你的鸟鸟永远打嗑睡。

3.两个饺子结婚了,送走客人后新郎回到卧室,竟发现床上躺着一个肉丸子!新郎大惊,忙问新娘在哪？肉丸子害羞的说:讨厌,人家脱了衣服你就不认识啦!

What You See in Olympics ?

2008-04-13T17:58:00.007+08:00

Hey boss...cannot take it ...let me contribute some water....
hope it will not pollute the environment :)

Oh few more months the Olympics will be coming and host in Beijing. So many news but unfortunately there are focusing on the wrong side of the Olympics. The spirit must go on and lets put aside the politics or what which I hope will be resolved peacefully. Let me show some amusing photos in Olympics 2004 to relax and wait for the coming Olympics.

Baby and the Diaper

2008-04-13T15:39:00.004+08:00

Wow ...nowaday the baby is so smart or the diaper is so effective. You need the baby to be smart to use the diaper to wrap around the dripper pipe.

But in the first place , can the diaper be so effective for this use.

Anyway, who cares.....just have a laugh.

Words Women Use

2008-04-13T14:35:00.001+08:00

FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the rubbish, so it's an even trade.

NOTHING
This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine"

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows! )
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine"

GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow."

GO AHEAD!
At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay"

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.

THANKS A LOT
This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing"

Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology!

And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh!

Errrrrrr.......................women,,,,,No offence :)

Hot issue

2008-04-13T13:28:00.001+08:00

At many times when you are rushing for a dateline, when you are hot on your heels, you should learn from the firemen above to take a group photo before the actual work starts.

Work will never end except your life.

My first step to A Wonderful Blog

2008-04-13T12:36:00.002+08:00

Hi Everyone

Thank You for coming to My E -Diary. This is the place I will post all my wonderful and interesting materials that can make you laugh and relax.

So, hang on and come back to relax.

Let's CHEERS

:-)
Stressreliver

Destress and Unwind

What A Coke

I like Tomyam - Part 1

Pepsi in India

Wedding Oath

Football expert

electronics age

Dancing Dog

Best CV of the Year

Words of Wisdom - Sides of argument

Words of Wisdom - Always and Never

Ways to babysit - Part 1

Loansharks

7Habits of Highly Effective of Ah Beng

CHaRiTy

Bridal

So beautiful

Symphony

Broken English !!!

RESUME

Before Marriage - Part I

After Marriage - part I

Before Marriage - part II

After Marriage- part II

Innovative Earpiece

Letter from Ah Lian

As An Employee

Job Interview

Special signboard outside the toilet

Stupid Directors ??? (part II)

Stupid Directors ???

If there are no engineers

Best Laugh

Working Life

Night Shift

Pole Dance

Natural Air Bag

Need IT Help

Meeting

IF WOMEN CONTROLLED THE WORLD...

"BUT WHAT THEN, SENOR?"

Menu

New Peugoat Car

Stationery is Bad ?

Bowling

Funny Chinese Jokes (2)

Funny Chinese Jokes

Toilet Break

Automobile

Flirting ?

How Nice to Be a Clothes Clipper

How to be an Employee

Baby with a Good Laugh

A Special Application Form

Try this Man !

A love Letter

Dog and the baby

Funny and not funny

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